感恩节英语笑话
mirth is the foremost capsule to keep our life lively. with an honest effort to fill your thanksgiving day with laughter, we have brought some jokes to share with family and friends that will keep us laughing and rolling with laughter during thanksgiving feast:
- this pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on thanksgiving. she decided to cook a thanksgiving dinner for herself. she was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. when asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with turkey. trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "was it burnt?" the lady replied, "oh! i couldn't taste it mom. it simply wouldn't sit still!"
- here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your cost. load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles. toss it all in the blender and offer your new thanksgiving weight loss shake to everyone. you can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this trick.
- did you hear the one-liner about turkey crossing the road on thanksgiving because it was the chicken's day off?
- a teacher gave her students of second grade to write an assignment on 'what i'm thankful for on thanksgiving?' she couldn't agree enough with one of the wisest students in her class who wrote that she was thankful that she was 'not' a turkey.
- the escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. it was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! the news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. the intellectual whispered with a grave face, "what i wouldn't give to catch it!"
-
感恩节祝福语感恩教师(通用15篇)
感恩节祝福语感恩教师篇11.念园丁,恩如山:爱心育,血汗灌;苦耕耘,累经年;如蜡炬,似春蚕;不思报,甘奉献。愿吾师,身康健,育新苗,谱新篇!2.鸟儿遇到风雨,躲进它的巢里;我心上有风雨袭来,总是躲在您的怀里--我的师长,您是我遮雨的伞,挡风的墙,我怎能不感谢您!3.您不是演员,却吸引着我们...
-
描写学会感恩老师的优秀作文(精选20篇)
描写学会感恩老师的优秀作文篇1他,是今年即将退休的一位老人;他,更是一位师德高尚的老师;他,便是我们中心国小人人都敬佩的高老师,他,更是我们学校的守护神。高老师总是笑眯眯的,让人感觉和蔼可亲,实际上也确实如此。他身穿一件朴素的白上衣,一条黑裤子,出门带顶草帽,这...
-
2022年感恩节手抄报内容大全
2022年感恩节手抄报内容大全_国小生感恩节黑板报素材(通用17篇)2022年感恩节手抄报内容大全_国小生感恩节黑板报素材篇1三年级感恩手抄报内容:心存感恩作文鸟有反哺情,羊有跪乳恩。人,也应该有感恩之情。白云装扮了蓝天,使蓝天懂得了感恩,于是,它将自己的美丽展现给了...
-
描写学会感恩老师的七年级作文(精选19篇)
描写学会感恩老师的七年级作文篇1老师就像辛勤的园丁,培育着我们这些祖国的花朵;老师就像灯塔,指引着我们这些远航的轮船;老师就像太阳,照耀着我们这些正要盛开的鲜花。这位老师就是我们的班主任—梁老师。梁老师给人第一印象就是“严”。以前,同学们上课总是“叽里...